專輯：脫穎而出 (Escapology)
歌曲：Handsome Man
Hello Did you miss me
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
Pick the sweet
corn out of this
It's hard to be humble
When you're so fuckin' big
Did you ever meet a sexier
Male chauvenist pig
I'm gonna milk you
'til I turn it into cheese
Tear your bitten arms
and know it
Please
come take a piece of me
If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go
and wash my hands
'Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if
you're Lord Litchfield
and Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down
on me
I'm the one who put the Brits
in celebrity
Give in and love it
What's the point in hating me
You can't argue with
popularity
Well you could
but you'd be wrong
If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me
I don't exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Here before you stands
Can you make me laugh
and sign this autograph
Though it's not for me
Clip and grin shake and frame
name and shame
Then I'm outta here
It's not very complicated
I'm just young and overrated
Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go
and wash my hands
Here before you stands
Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on ya
If you don't need me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
'Cause you just met
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
