Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker He's an affable man with a plausible plan Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand And then he Looks at his watch he's on time yet again Looks at his watch he's on time yet again He's pleased with himself, he´s pleased with himself, he's so Pleased with himself ah ah. While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor He's a modern retard with a love of bombast Keeps his eye on the news doesn´t dwell on the past And then he Looks at his watch he's on time yet again Looks at his watch he's on time yet again He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so Pleased with himself ah ah. He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so Pleased with himself ah ah. Looks at his watch he's on time yet again Looks at his watch he's on time yet again He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so Pleased with himself ah ah. He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so Pleased with himself ah ah. He's a modern retard, he's a terminal lard, He's an affable man with a carotene tan because Colin Zeal is ill. He's Colin Zeal and knows