Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand
And then he
Looks at his watch he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he´s pleased with himself, he's so
Pleased with himself ah ah.
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor
He's a modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news doesn´t dwell on the past
And then he
Looks at his watch he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so
Pleased with himself ah ah.
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so
Pleased with himself ah ah.
Looks at his watch he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so
Pleased with himself ah ah.
He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself, he's so
Pleased with himself ah ah.
He's a modern retard, he's a terminal lard,
He's an affable man with a carotene tan because Colin Zeal is ill.
He's Colin Zeal and knows
