Grandma has got new dentures To eat the crust of pizza Bee taken out by daughter Because she thought she ought'a The kids are eating snickers Because they're so delicious Then there's sticky fingers And mother looses her knickers Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer ...Then it's back to work A.G.A.I.N. Bar-b-que is cooking Sausages and chicken The patio is Buzzing The neighbours they are looking John is down the fun pub Drinking lots of larger Girls and boys are on the game All the high streets look the same Back to work A.G.A.I.N. Bank holiday