Your honour please,
Gotta believe me what I say,
What I will tell,
Happened just the other day.
I must confess,
Cause I've had about enough,
I need your help,
Gotta make this here thing stop.
Baby I swear I'll tell the truth,
About all the things you used to do,
And if you thought you had me fooled.
I'm telling you now, objection overruled.
One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise.
Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise.
You're on the stand,
With your back against the wall,
Nowhere to run,
And nobody you can call. (oh no)
I just can't wait,
Now the case is open wide,
You'll try to pray,
But the jury will decide.
Baby I swear I'll tell the truth,
About all the things you used to do,
And if you thought you had me fooled,
I'm telling you now, objection overruled.
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
Oh baby.
One for the money and the, free rides,
All rise, All rise.
Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise.
So step back,
Cos you don't know this cat.
I know deep down that,
You don't want me to react.
I'll lay low,
Leaving all my options open,
The decision of the jury,
Has not been spoken.
Step in my house,
You find that your stuff has gone,
But in reality,
To whom does the stuff belong.
I bring you into court,
To preach my order,
Any you know that,
You overstepped the border.
One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise.
Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise.
What you've done.(All rise, All rise)
What you say,(One for the money and the, free rides)
Games you play,(It's two for the lie that you, denied)
What you say,(Three for the calls that you've, been making)
Games you play,(It's four all the times you've been faking)
What you've done,(All rise, All rise)
When you're gone
One for the money and the, free rides,
It's two for the lie that you, denied,
All rise, All rise.
Three for the calls that you've, been making,
It's four all the times you've been faking,
All rise, All rise.
I rest my case