Online

I wore her down at the pizza pit and I drive and old Hundai I still live with my mom and dad I 5'3" and overweight I'm a Sci-fi fantatic mild athsmatic never been to 2nd base But there's a whole nother me that you need to see Go check out Myspace Cause online I'm down in Hollywood I'm 6'5" and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate and I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online I get home, I kiss my mom and she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom and fire up the mac In real life, the only time I Ever even been to LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade. Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5" and I look damn good Even on a slow day, I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online