Ich Bin Kunst Can't you see? Look at you Then look at me I am art You're parody! Ich Bin Kunst Je suis art (tres tres debonair) Because you don't Because I dare I blow your mind C'est mon plaisir Ich Bin Kunst It started when I was only a boy I couldn't kick a ball, climb a tree, play at war I took pleasure in the things that make men shudder I dressed up in the wardrobe of my mother! My father said 'Don't panic, it's a phase' Phase One, I said and snipped and sewed for days I dreamed of London town, ardent fashion was my thing I arrived and took a job in Burger King (it was nothing!) Ich Bin Kunst Can't you see? Look at you Then look at me I am art Ha, you're parody! Ich Bin Kunst Je suis art (tres tres tres debonair) Because you don't and because I dare I blow your mind C'est mon plaisir Ich Bin Kunst