專輯： Anthology: The Sounds Of Science
歌曲：Hey Ladies
Hey
Hey ladies in the place
I'm callin' out to ya
There never was a city
kid truer and bluer
There's more to me
than you'll ever know
And I've got more hits
than Sadaharu Oh
Ton Thumb Tom Cushman
or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with
the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out just
like the Grand Canyon
And I'm always out looking
for a female companion
I threw the lasso around
the tallest one and
dragged her to the crib
I took off her moccasins
and put on my bib
I'm wheelin' and dealin'
I make a little bit
of stealing
I'll bring you back to
the place and your dress
I'm peeling
Your body's on time and
your mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up
there upon the ceiling
Such and such will be the
bass that I'm throwing
I'm talking to a girl
telling her I'm all
knowing well
She's talking to the
kid to the kid
I'm telling here every
lie that you know that
I never did
Hey ladies a get funky
All the ladies
in the house
The ladies the ladies
Well
Me in the corner with a
good looking daughter
I dropped my drawers and
said welcome back Kotter
We was cutting up the rug
she started cutting
up the carpet
In my apartment I
begged her please stop it
The gift of gab is
the gift that I have
And that girl ain't
nothing but a crab
Educated no stupid yep
And when I say stupid
I mean stupid fresh
I'm not James at 15 or
Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant
about living large
With the white sassoons
and the looks that kill
Makin' love in the back
of my Coupe De Ville then
I met a little cutie she
was all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie
but I kicked her
in the bootie
Cause I don't kinda go
for that messin' around
You be listening to my
records' a number one sound
Just step to the rhythm
step step to the ride
I've got an open mind so
why don't you all get inside
Tune in tune on to my
tune that's live
Ladies flock like
bees to a hive
Hey ladies a get funky
Hey hey hey hey ladies
Girls girls
Hey hey hey hey ladies
One more time
any funky now
Hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey ladies
Any funky
You know that
She's got a gold tooth
you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time
then she'll show
you the door
Break up with your girl
it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh go and
mail that ear
Call her in the middle of
the night when I'm drinkin'
The phone booth on the
corner is damp and
it's stinkin'
Said come on over it was
me that she missed
I threw that trash can
through her window cause
you know I got dissed
Your old lady left you
and you went
girls girls girls
insane
You blew yourself up in
the back of the 6 train well
Take my advice at any
price a gorilla like your
mother is mighty weak man
Sucking down pints
till I didn't know
Woke up in the morning
at the one Ton Ho
Cause I announce I
like girls that bounce
With the weight that pays
about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls and
big long locks
And beatnik chicks just
wearing their smocks
Walking high and mighty
like she's number one
She thinks she's the
passionate one
Hey ladies a get funky
What's that
Good god
Good god damn
Good god
Baby baby baby baby
Is it funky brother
Hee haa haa haa
Hey hey hey hey ladies
Hey hey ladies
