Being a boy's like suckin' on a lemon and I judge myself by the adverts I see My deoderant hides the real me, these things elevate me above animals I feel like being a girl Being a girl Being a girl Being a girl And my life never tasted sweeter Oh, ho, ho I'm so boring my clothes wanna keep someone else warm, someone cooler Tax on cigarettes treats my cancer, these things elevate me above animals (Being a girl) Being a girl (Being a girl) Being a girl A frog cannot comprehend the sea nor me happiness girl is much to weak a word for me made from balsa wood being a girl i want to experience being a girl the only purchased left is preached by marx time to contemplate never been informed there must be poor or the rich won't be rich no more