In the mall, in the fall, we're sneaking to the emergency hall First we smoke then have a smoke, get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke Now we're ready In the mall, I was in the mall Keep it steady In the mall, I was in the mall In the mall! Holidays are on their way, these decorations have so much to say Loses meaning, going west, don't get facetious or you don't get the best Bells are ringing In the mall, I was in the mall. Now we're singing In the mall, I was in the mall. I was in the mall! I was in the mall! Take the elevator to the escalator ride it down and start again! All together In the mall, I was in the mall No place better In the mall, I was in the mall I was in the mall, in the mall!