專輯：超精選 (The Hits Collection Volume One)
歌曲：99 Problems (99個問題)
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
I got the Rap Patrol
on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure
my casket's closed
Rap critics that
say he's Money
Cash Hoes
I'm from the hood stupid
what type of
facts are those
If you grew up with holes
in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute
you was havin dough
I'm like fuck critics
you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics
you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if
I don't play they show
they don't play my hits
well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use
my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em
more cash for ads fuckers
I don't know what you
take me as
Or understand the
intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches
niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
99 problems but a bitch
ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
The year is ninety-four
in my trunk is raw
In my rearview mirror
is the motherfuckin law
Got two choices y'all
pull over the car or
(hmm)
bounce on the Devil
put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't tryin to see
no highway chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars
I can fight the case
So I pull over to the
side of the road
Son do you know why
I'm stoppin you for
Cause I'm young and I'm
black and my hat's real low
Or do I look
like a mindreader sir
I don't know
Am I under arrest or
should I guess some mo'
Well you was doin
fifty-five in
the fifty-four
license and registration
and step out of the car
are you carryin a
weapon on you
I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin out of shit
all my papers legit
Well do you min
if I look around the car
a little bit
Well my glove
compartment is locked
so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights
so you gon' need a
warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack
You should try out
for lawyer or somethin
somebody important
or somethin
Child I ain't passed the bar
but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't
illegally search my shit
Well we'll see how smart
you are when the canine comes
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
99 problems but a
bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
99 problems but a
bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
Now once upon a time
not too long ago
A nigga like myself
had to strongarm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the
sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no
God damn sense
try an' push me
I try to ignore him
talk to the Lord
Pray for him but some fools
just love to perform
You know the type
loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a grape
in a fruit fight
And only thing that's gon'
happen is I'ma get to
clappin and
he and his boys gon' be
yappin to the Captain
And there I go trapped
in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system
with the riff-raff again
Fiends on the floor
scratchin again
Paparazzis with they cameras
snappin them
D.A. try to give a nigga
shaft again
Half a mill' for bail
cause I'm African
All because this fool
was harassin them
Tryin to play the boy
like he's saccharin
But ain't nuttin sweet
bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems B and
a bitch ain't one
hit me
99 problems but a bitch
ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
99 problems but a
bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems
I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems
but a bitch ain't one
hit me
Whoo Whoo Uh uh
Havin girl problems I
feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a
bitch ain't one ha ha
You crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
