專輯：Brad Paisley (布萊德派斯里)
歌曲：Celebrity
作詞：Brad Paisley
作曲：Brad Paisley
Someday I'm gonna be famous
do I have talent well no
These days you don't
really need it
thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date
a supermodel
can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
on my way to rehab
'Cause when you're
a celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just
how I like it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures
that goes with
Being a celebrity
I get to cry to Barbara
Walters when things don't
go my way
I'll get community service no
matter which law I break
I'll make the
supermarket tabloids
they'll write some
awful stuff
But the more they run my name
down the more my price
goes up!
'Cause when
you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that
barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
So let's hitch up the
wagons and head out west
To the land of fun
in the sun
We'll be real world bachelor
jackass millionaires
Hey Hey Hollywood
here we come
Yeah When you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeahm celebrity
Uh huh
Ugh? Where's my coffee
