專輯：Brad Paisley (布萊德派斯里) 歌曲：Celebrity 作詞：Brad Paisley 作曲：Brad Paisley Someday I'm gonna be famous do I have talent well no These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality You' can act just like fool People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV I can throw major fits When my latte isn't just how I like it They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that goes with Being a celebrity I get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way I'll get community service no matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up! 'Cause when you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame And say it's just so tough Being a celebrity So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires Hey Hey Hollywood here we come Yeah When you're a celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV Being a celebrity Yeahm celebrity Uh huh Ugh? Where's my coffee