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專輯：Brad Paisley (布萊德派斯里) 歌曲：Online 作詞：Brad Paisley;Chris DuBois;Kelley Lovelace 作曲：Kelley Lovelace、Chris DuBois、Brad Paisley I work down at The Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm five foot three and overweight I'm a sci fi fanatic mild asthmatic Never been to second base But there's a whole 'nother me That you need to see Go check out Myspace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online I'm so much cooler online I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life the only time I've ever even been to LA Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade But online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online When you've got my kind of stats It's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and lose a bunch of weight Every time I log in Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat With two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online I'm so much cooler online Yeah I'm cooler online