專輯：Brad Paisley (布萊德派斯里)
歌曲：Online
作詞：Brad Paisley;Chris DuBois;Kelley Lovelace
作曲：Kelley Lovelace、Chris DuBois、Brad Paisley
I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my
mom and dad
I'm five foot three
and overweight
I'm a sci fi fanatic
mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace
'Cause online I'm
out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I
look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good
glass of wine
It turns girls on that
I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want
nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my
basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I've ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance
with the marching band
To play tuba
in the Rose Parade
But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein
I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack
abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that
I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want
nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
When you've got my
kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and
lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six foot five and I
look damn good
Even on a slow day I can
have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
