Once upon a time in the Land of Fever There lived a scarlet **** This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother Who wouldn't let another pet her Unless he was qualified Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots And that's when the neighborhood d-d-dogs They'd line up around the block Meow! When my little scarlet feline roars The locals come around (Come around) When they see the scarlet light They know it's time 2 come chase her down (Chase her down) Lo and behold - the fantastical way in which their bodies groove My Scarlet ****'s furry magic alters any mood (Scarlet **** hey) It's cool (Scarlet **** yeah) Ahh pussycat pussycat - wherefore art thou puppy? She can make U crazy if U're 2 close 2 her heat She can make U sad when U're happy as can be She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war my little Scarlet **** Every dog would try his lines 2 get ****'s attention (Hey baby!) All they want is so exposed in ways 2 gross 2 mention (Eew!) Green virgin teenager or filthy rich yuppie? Pussycat pussycat - wherefore art thou puppy? (Scarlet ****) She can make U crazy if U're 2 close 2 her heat She can make U sad when U're happy as can be She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets All is hers in love and war my little Scarlet **** Meow Now what's going on? I don't know man look out! Somebody come get this meow-meow off my leg! (Purr) Meow! (Hiss hiss!) Scarlet **** Pussycat pussycat - wherefore art thou puppy? Meow All is hers in love and war my little Scarlet **** She can make U happy she can make U sad She can make U crazy (Crazy) She can make U shiver from your head down 2 your feet She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!)