專輯：Rod Stewart / Every Beat Of My Heart (Expanded Edition)
歌曲：Who's Gonna Take Me Home (The Rise And Fall Of A Budding Gigolo)
Well I arrived on time
My courduroy suit and me
bottle of wine
There were women wall to wall
It's Saturday night
and I wanted them all
everyone
Sidled up for a dance
I tried a new step
and fell in the plants
I told a joke
about the Pope
It wasn't as funny as
I would've hoped
Nobody told me
she was the daughter
of the mayor
I was so embarrassed
I just wished the
ground would swallow me up
Accidentally my elbow hit
the record player
The rock 'n' roll stopped
and everybody just stared
(oh no)
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and
I wanna go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone
right to my head
I didn't worry not me
Panic ain't in my vocabulary
Smashed beyond reproach
Suddenly I wanted to take
off my clothes
All hell broke loose
I started to take off my
trousers and shoes
And so I tried to look cool
I stepped back and fell
in the pool
The hostess helped me out
and asked for my dismissal
I said I was sorry
but I've been
under so much pressure
just lately baby
I felt as popular as a
Russian guided missile
The last thing I remember
I left with a girl
on a motor bike
That weighed three
hundred pounds and
what's wrong with that
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna
go to bed
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone
right to my head
to my head
I woke up on the floor
Still in my suit and she
told me I snored
I never felt so cheap
I had a good laugh at the
size of her feet
Holy Moses I don't like
this single living
I think I'll find me a nice
local girl and
settle on down now
With a home and a garden
and a nature quite forgiving
Then again maybe
I'll just hang around
Who's gonna take me home
I'm tired and I wanna
go to bed right now
Who's gonna take me home
This party's gone
right to my head
to my head
Now who's gonna take me home
Hey Brian could you give me
a lift 'cos I don't live
too far from you boy
Mary c'mon I've known
you so long please give
me a lift home oh c'mon
Jim oh c'mon boys
would you just
give me a lift home
I don't live too far from
here and I'm so tired
