Ev'ryone is trying to get to the bar The name of the bar The bar is called heaven Now the band in heaven They play my favorite song Play it once again Play it all night long Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens There is a party everybody will be there Everyone will leave at exactly the same time It's hard to imagine that nothing at all Could be so exciting could be so much fun Heaven is a place Place where nothing Nothing ever happens Nothing ever happens Now when this kiss is over it will start over again It will not be any different it will be exactly the same It's hard to imagine that nothing at all Could be so exciting could be so much fun Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens Heaven is a place It's a place where nothing Nothing at all Nothing ever happens