Where it grows on trees But never blooms Where it hurts the least for whoever Saw it first First to go and the last to know Lasts longer than a lifetime Takes the least amount of effort Feels better than a bargain Just to know it's there Can't you see There's only one me And that me is me I know where but I cannot share You'll call me - I'll stand in line till then I'll be waiting Can't you see All circuits are busy Please try back again