ANYTHING GOES 凡事皆可

ANYTHING GOES Times have changed And we’ve often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem ‘Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now God knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words, writing prose Anything goes The world has gone mad today, And good’s bad today And black’s white today And day’s night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though I’m not a great romancer I know that I’m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes When grandmamas whose age is eighty In night clubs are getting matey with gigolos Anything goes When mothers pack and leave poor father Because they decide they’d rather be tennis pros Anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like Why nobody will oppose When ev’ry night, the set that’s smart is Intruding in nudist parties in studios Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good’s bad today And black’s white today And day’s night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though I’m not a great romancer I know that I’m bound to answer When you propose Anything goes If saying your pray’rs you like If green pears you like If old chairs you like If back stairs you like If love affairs you like With young bears you like Why nobody will oppose So though I’m not a great romancer I know that I’m bound to answer When you propose Anything Goes Anything Goes 凡事皆可 時代不一樣囉 讓我們倒轉時鐘 回到當年清教徒登上普利茅斯岩 遙想他們是如此的驚訝 要是是在今天 可能要等到普利茅斯岩降落在他們身上 才會嚇到他們 在過去的日子裡 長統襪總是引人側目 但現在 天曉得 凡事皆可 大文豪曾經要有深厚的文學底子 現在只要四個字就能寫篇文章 凡事皆可 世界已經瘋囉 好的變成壞的，黑的變成白的，白天變成晚上 最受女人們喜愛的男人，只不過是些蠢蛋 雖然我不會寫什麼動人的愛情故事 但我知道有人求婚時，我一定會回應 凡事皆可 那個八十歲的老奶奶 來到夜總會和小夥子打情罵俏 凡事皆可 媽媽們收拾行囊離開沒出息的爸爸 只因為她們要成為職業網球選手 凡事皆可 如果你愛開快車 如果你愛翻單槓 如果你愛老派的讚美詩 如果你愛裸露四肢 如果你愛性感女神梅蕙絲 或是，如果你想要我將全身衣物褪下 有何不可？沒人會反對！ 每天晚上，那些聰明人闖入工作室 一同加入裸體主義的派對 凡事皆可 世界已經瘋囉 好的變成壞的，黑的變成白的，白天變成晚上 最受女人們喜愛的男人，只不過是些蠢蛋 雖然我不會寫什麼動人的愛情故事 但我知道有人求婚時，我一定會回應 凡事皆可 如果你愛禱告 如果你愛西洋梨 如果你愛老式椅 如果你愛屋後樓梯 如果你愛談戀愛 如果你愛和小熊在一起 有何不可？沒人會反對！ 雖然我不會寫什麼動人的愛情故事 但我知道有人求婚時，我一定會回應 凡事皆可 凡事皆可