Stop me, stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Stop me, stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh I still love you ...only slightly less than I used to I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop I smeltthe last ten seconds of life I carshed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald buddhist reflect And plan a mass-murder Who said I'd lied because I never Who said I'd lied because I never I was detained, I was restrained He broke my knees (and then he really laid into me) Friday night in Out-patients Who said I'd lied - because I never Who said I'd lied - because I never Oh, so I drank one Or was it four And when I fell on the floor... ...I drank more Stop me, stop me Stop me if you thinkthat you've Heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you I still love you But only slightly Less than I used to