I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday Because you're evil And you lie And if you should die I may feel slightly sad (but I won't cry) Loved and lost And some may say When usuallly its Nothing Surely you're happy It should be this way? I say 'No, I'm gonna kill my dog' And: 'May the lines sag heavy And deep tonight XXX' I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday Becasue you're evil And you lie And if you should die I may feel slightly sad (But I won't cry) Loved and lost Some people say When usually its Nothing Surly you're happy It should be this way? I said 'No' And then I shot myself So, drink, drink, drink And be ill tonight From the one you left behind From the one you left behind From the one you left behind From the one you left behind XXXXXXXXX