專輯：As Cruel
As School Children
歌曲：Sloppy Love Jingle ,
Pt. 1
(Amended Album Version)
作詞：Gym Class Heroes
作曲：Gym Class Heroes
Bartender!
"Yeah I hear your wise ass,
give me a minute."
I'm trying to get
this round over here.
"What do you think
I'm just working
for you here?"
Actually, will you,
will you send a drink,
to the lady
at the end of the bar?
Yeah that one right there.
"Here you are man."
Yeah, yeah. It's on me.
Tell her it's from Travie.
"It's from this guy
over here."
From the second
she shimmied in
I was intrigued by her essence
And my first instincts to
make sure that my
presence was felt
Simple and plain
I'm probably jumping the train
But all I could see was
my name engraved on her belt
Hit the pause button
Damn!
I don't even know this girl
And I'm already practicing
my sweet-nothins
But that's a classic
trait of a soft-spoken,
heart-broken,
fellow like my self
best believe
pussy
I tend to wear my heart
on my sleeve
But that night
the Jagermeister
had my sleeves rolled up
Wait a minute, hold up
I think she caught me grillin'
now I'm spillin' my drink
don't look don't look
I knew our feelings were
in sync so now
she gave me the wink
The only problem is,
I'm not your ordinary,
average Romeo
A Cyrano de Bergerac
shut the fuck up
I remember back
in fifth grade
I tried to read the
book of love, but sadly
The introduction
didn't grab me
So I left it on the shelf
and kept moving
Assuming that
this planet rotates
I'll just procrastinate until
the day I bump
into my soulmate
Who would've thunk
I would be pissy ass drunk
when time came for collision
So I made the decision to
just keep my composure
cool cool
Until she started
getting closer
And then I felt this weird
feeling underneath my
left shoulder, and then I
Slipped, tripped,
busted my lip and fell in love
The minute that
she stepped in the door
The type of girl
I'd have to make a couple
mix tapes for
To me she equaled MC squared
and everything else
was mathematics
I never took the
time to practice
