Millie and Billie

Billie I wonder why are we insane Will we ever get better Will we stay the same Billie I'm worried Millie don't worry No one knows our pain Being in love is crazy not alone that way I know you're worried today God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone He was thinking of us he was thinking of us God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone Billie my mind seems to wander To events of a night long ago Driving alone with our guilt well concealed In the trunk of your '68 Olds Millie our world's an asylum And our minds like you say ain't that straight But you know and I know our passion's Not deformed it's true I'd say We'll love our lifetime God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone He was thinking of us he was thinking of us God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone Billie I dream of our children They're frightening and gruesome and sad And I don't want them growing inside me They're no price for the love that we have Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane Oh Millie oh Billie Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory The night that it had to be done You with your pick axe and scissors And you with your shovel and gun And I liked your late husband Donald But such torture his memory brings All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies Guess love makes you do funny things Oh Billie oh Millie criminally insane Oh Millie oh Billie