作詞
Cooper、Dick Wagner、Ezrin
作曲
Cooper、Dick Wagner、Ezrin
I got a job in Atlanta in
a mall playing Santa
Not because of any talent
but because I was the
only one the suit would fit
Everybody shopping,
little sticky
kids were hopping
on my lap with their
fingers in my beard,
I guess they thought
that I was really it
She sat down on
my lap and said to me
"I'm twenty three
and I need someone
You look like someone
who could play with me
Stay with me, all day with me"
'Cause I'm in no man's land
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin'
for a steel man
She said I'm in no man's land
I'm gonna show
you a real good time
I'd gladly pay
you double overtime
She was beggin' to be mine,
but my job was on the line
Should I say or should I go?
I just didn't know
I left fifty kids
standin' in line,
they were whining,
they were crying
and their mothers they were
screaming in hysterics
and I swear
I never heard such profanity
I dropped my
suit on the floor,
they were trying
to block the door
They were calling her a whore
They were driven
to nativital insanity
We drove away in
her Mercedes Benz,
dirty blond split
ends in the breeze
She said "I want to
put you under my tree
You're just a little
gift from me to me"
'Cause I'm in no man's land
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin'
for a steel man
She said I'm in no man's land
You know I'm ready
for a real good time
I'd gladly pay
you double overtime
She had money all her life
She wasn't lookin'
to become my wife
She said, "I hope
you understand,
I just want a
nightful of man, Sonny"
She didn't notice I was thin
with a delicate chin
Nor the softness of my skin,
nor the scent of
my other personalities
She didn't see
through my disguise -
didn't see it in my eyes
She was in for a surprise
when she discovered
my emotional plurality
She said "Come and lay down
on the floor with me
It's warmer here by the fire"
She didn't know that
there was more of me
She'd have to learn
to love all four of me
'Cause I'm in no man's land
I'm lookin' for the real me
If only I could feel me
You know I'm in no man's land
Sometimes I gotta play me
It's really hard to stay me
Hey, I'm in no mans land
I'm looking for the real me
If only I could feel me
You know I'm in no man's land
Sometimes I gotta play me
It's really hard to stay me
Oh, I'm in no man's land
I'm looking for the real me
If only I could feel me
