Gin and Jag

Don't stare at the setting sun and say youth is wasted on the young Don't stare at the setting sun and say youth is wasted on the young Pour another gin, love and go easy on the tonic Tonight I'm in a frisky mood I'm going supersonic Boredom deplores a vacuum A sentiment I applaud There's a lot of room at the inn tonight but I trust you won't be bored This is quite a view, you must admit some would pay the earth Be careful with that decanter, dear Do you know how much it's worth? I made a pile and got out quick I never got a gong for services rendered but it's not a case of where did it all go wrong? When we chatted on the internet I was looking for more than a friend In my day I was quite a catch I wish you'd seen me then Young and single, free and easy handsome in my prime "Grab it while you can" is my advice Don't waste your bloody time Never married, no kids that I know of Didn't want a litter Might have been a mistake, I admit but you don't want to end up bitter Yes, I had a few golden years Times I won't forget But don't write me off as an old has-been It's not all over yet I know my taste isn't everyone's I'm a little too Gin and Jag If you don't want to give it a go tonight you may as well pack your bag When we chatted on the internet I was looking for more than a friend In my day I was quite a catch I wish you'd seen me then Don't stare at the setting sun and say youth is wasted on the young Don't stare at the setting sun and say youth is wasted on the young