Only When I'm Drunk

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a **** to bone when I'm alone **** up tore back I need to take a **** Only when I'm drunk? I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire Hold on turn that beat off! No keep it going Crazy Town yo y'all just not known' I get drunk and start talking more **** and when I got a gun in my hand You better get...Out 'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be Forget trying to rationalize cover your eyes. I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk. I need a chunck no better yet a hunk of that funk I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk. I need a chunk no better yet A hunk of that funk Yeah I'm good bad dope I'm freaky fresh I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes" Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up Hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up Na' false alarm I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah but only when I'm drunk. Yeah only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk. It goes one for the chronic two for the amnesia I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer Bust a one out two out blitz type of rapper That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people Got ****'s in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico "Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le All up in this **** with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre. But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of **** God damn. I gotta **** I pass the mic to Mr. Shift. I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas sippin' Kickin' in guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin 'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second Want to get up but can't move Feels like I'm stuck in a groove What the **** was I trying to prove I got a knack for downin' four-o's All the hos know them doobie bros People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk I might **** an ugly **** but only when I'm drunk. Yeah only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.