This next song is from a record breaking show And it really set a record It lasted nine previews and one performance This is true so I feel it's an important show And the name of it was 'Another evening with Harry Stoons' Oh you remembered Hmm well anyway here's the main song from it Call me a boob Call me a schlemiel Call me a brain With a missing wheel Call me what you will But nonetheless I'm still in love with Harold Mingert And it's not because he has a car Arnie Fleischer has a car but a car is just a car And if Harold didn't have a car to his name I guess I'd love him just the same Call me what you will But nonetheless I'm still in love with Harold Mingert And it's not because he has a wealthy family Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family but money isn't everything And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name I know I'd love him just the same But sometimes I ask myself Why then do I then love Harold Mingert Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart And I don't find romance and a dance in his heart The only answers I can think of Are Harold Mingert's money and Harold Mingert's car Call me what you will But nonetheless I'm still in love with Herscher Mingert Also Arnie Fleischer