Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Other girls get called by their first names right away They get cozy intimate Do you know what I mean? And nobody calls me "Hey baby doll" Miss Marmelstein Or "Honey dear" Miss Marmelstein or "Sweetie pie" Miss Marmelstein Even my first name would be preferable Though it's terrible it might be better it's Yetta Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye Spelled T E S S Y E But no no it's always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein You'd think at least Miss M. they could try Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Oh I could die I'm a very willing secretary Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment It's great I mean simply great But the aggravation of my situation I might as well get it off my chest it's the drum appellation Oh pardon the big words I apply But I was an English major at C.C.N.Y. Drum appellation With which I am persistently addressed Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Other girls get called by their nick names right away Slightly naughty or risky Do you know what I mean? Nobody calls me"Koo-chee-koo" Miss Marmelstein Or "Boobala" Miss Marmelstein or "Passion pie" Even "Hey there babe" thought not respectable ain't so object able It's kind of crummy but chummy Of course if I got married that would do it So where's the lucky guy? Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Everyday I get more and more fast Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Oh I could bust