It's cheaper to keep her
It’s cheaper to keep her
When your little girl make you mad
Don't get an attitude and pack your bag
The five little children you're leaving behind
You’re gonna pay some alimony or do some time
That's why it's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her
You see, when you get through staring that judge in the face
You're gonna wanna cuss the whole human race
That's why it's cheaper to keep her
Cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her
You didn’t pay but two dollars to bring the girl home
Now you got to pay two million to leave her alone
You see another girl out there and you wanna make a switch
She ain’t gonna want you 'cause you won’t have sh...
That's why it's cheaper to keep her
It's cheaper to keep her
It’s cheaper to keep her
Cheaper