Hoochie Woman Hoochie Woman Hoochie Woman Hoochie Woman I wasn't thinking My head was in the book His hands were on her everywhere I saw his face I dropped my coffee He's cheating on me with a Hoochie Woman Ooo hoo hoo you can Keep your Hoochie Ooo hoo hoo And the bank accounts 'Cause boy I bring home the Bacon I said boys I bring home the Bacon now I went to work and the office girls Were all burning their poetry It wasn't good But in the neighborhood Now they're all just a Hoochie Woman He called me up And said "she has needs" I said "you'll find 'em On Barney's fourth floor" He said "I need a loan" (I said) "that's not a problem You better keep this from you Hoochie Woman"