She doesn't dare go in the place
With those bruises on her face
So she goes through the drive-thru
And keeps her sunglasses on
She didn't know when she married that man
She'd get to him like the back of his hand
But now she's had enough
Battle lines are drawn
He's in a bar chasin' triple with Bacardi
He doesn't know she's been takin' karate
The way she figures it about July
She'll finally have the belt
To match her eye
She's on a mission as the months pass
Five days a week and never misses a class
Now she's up to brick and bolt and concrete [?]
He's in a bar chasin' triple with Bacardi
He doesn't know she's been takin' karate
Now here it is just about July
She's gonna get that belt
To match her eye
He stumbled through the door tonight
He started treatin' her rough
Well she took one look at him and her training kicked in
Well she finally had enough
He threw a punch, she spun around
Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground
Grabbed a cuttin' board on his way down
And she kicked it in half...
He's on the floor like he went around with Rocky
He didn't know she's been takin' karate
A hundred bucks says tomorrow night
She's got a brand new belt
That's gonna match his eye
He doesn't dare go in the place
With those bruises on his face
So he goes through the drive-thru
With his sunglasses on
