Cruisin' down the center of a two way street Wond'rin' who is really in the driver's seat Mindin' my bus'ness along comes big brother Says, "Son, you better get on one side or the other." I'm out on the border, I'm walkin' the line Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order I'm try'n' to change this water to wine. After a hard day, I'm safe at home Foolin' with my baby on the telephone Out of nowhere somebody cuts in and Says, "Hmm, you in some trouble boy, we know where you're been." I'm out on the border I thought this was a private line Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order I'm try'n' to change this water to wine Never mind your name, just give us your number, mm Never mind your face, just show us your card, mm And we wanna know whose wing are you under You better step to the right or we can make it hard I'm stuck on the border All I wanted was some peace of mind Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order I'm try'n' to change this water to wine On the border On the border On the border On the border On the border Leave me be , I'm just walkin' this line On the border On the border All I wanted was some peace of mind, peace of mind I'm out on the border On the border Can't you see I'm tryin to change this water to wine Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order Sick and tired of all your law and order Say Goodnight, Dick.