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    Kids 專輯封面

    歌名Kids 歌手名 Robbie Williams

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    第一次做,可能有問題,希望大家喜歡 Okay children quiet down, quiet down孩子們安靜下來,安靜下來 Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day孩子們我很樂意介紹一下我們新的代課老師 His name is Mr. Shady 他的名字叫Shady Children quiet down please孩子們請安靜下來 Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)Brian不要扔東西(閉嘴) Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady先生將在Kaniff先生 Good luck Mr. ShadyShady先生,祝你好運 Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)小男孩小女孩們大家好(FUCK YOU!) Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels今天我們我們學學怎麼去毒害松鼠 But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)但是首先,我先帶你們認識我的朋友Bob(哼) Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom說你好Bob(你好Bob)Bob三十歲,仍然和他的母親住在一起 and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot他從來沒有工作過,原因是Bob閑坐在家抽煙壺 but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot他的最大的12歲的弟弟把他當成最大的災難 And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob經常光顧當地骯臟的場所 and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock經常在停車場等待女服務生下班 when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog當天色漸漸暗下來,他就裝成和狗散步 Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)扯拽她們進到森林裡面,直接將她們砍成肉塊 And even if they escaped and they got the cops即使她們能夠逃脫找到員警 the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge女人們必將害怕,也將放棄指控 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job直到有一天Stacey夫人去工作 when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk她感覺有人搶她東西,雖然看不到對方的臉,對方也沒有說話 But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off但她知道是Bob,她讓他停止作為 But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker但是Bob並不停止,他太瘋狂了 Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka比Shady更加瘋狂的是伏特加酒 You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."你甚至不能不給他一個專家的稱號 He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her他搶了Stacey並將她的腿砍掉 and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her他把她扔進了河裡以便員警找到她 But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander自從Stacey 去散步 they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner他們一直沒有找到她, Bob仍然盯著在這裡吃飯的客人 And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,那個是Bob和他的大麻的故事 and what it might do to you 你想到了什麼 So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you 如此看來如果灰鼠想要什麼- 對於你來說是不好的 See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) 孩子們,大麻太可怕了 and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) 如果你們不相信我,可以問問他 and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)如果你們不相信他,去問問他的媽媽 She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的 So kids say no to drugs (that's right)所以孩子們不要吸食大麻(對) So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食(是) Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)沒有其他的可說了(獨唱) Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?大麻是公害,明白了? My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?我的陽物只有花生般大小,你們看到了嗎? FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)有沒有性交你沒有看到,這只有花生般大小 Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?說到花生,你們還知道其他對松鼠不好的嗎? Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world銷魂是世界上最壞的藥物 If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it如果某人為您曾經提供它, 不要做它 Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid如果兩個小孩的話,他的精液將流失 and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back並且不能找回來 So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back 所以別沾上毒品,它會粘上你背後所有的骨頭 Meet Zach, twenty-one years old看看Zach,21歲 After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold在一次聚會之後,他膽子大了,決定去試一下。 and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys當他由五個人賄賂每次將贏取, and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it嘗試與它戰鬥 Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive突然,他開始抽筋,脈搏跳得很快 and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}他的眼睛滾動在他的頭骨裡 His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches他的後背看上去就想麥當勞的標志的那個拱門 He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}他在Donald的地毯上, And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him所有人都開始譏笑他 "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"嗨亞當,Zach是個傻瓜,看他 cause they took it too, so they think it's funny他們採取了它, 因此他們認為它滑稽 So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money如此他們嘲笑基本上沒什麼,除了可能浪費他的金錢 Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over同時,Zach昏迷了,行動結束。 and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga並且他的背部和他的肩膀彎成拱狀如他在做普拉提瑜伽 And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac這是Zach的故事 So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you如此甚而不要哺養那對灰鼠組, 它對你不利 See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) 孩子們,大麻太可怕了 and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)如果你們不相信我,可以問問他 and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)如果你們不相信他,去問問他的媽媽 She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的 So kids say no to drugs (that's right)所以孩子們不要吸食大麻(對) So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食(是) Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)沒有其他的可說了(獨唱) Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?大麻是公害,明白了? And last but not least, one of the most humungous最後但不是最小的, 在今天的年輕人 problems among young people today, is fungus當中最重要的一個問題,是從母牛肥料 It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,增長的真菌。他們採摘它, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it抹它,用袋子把它裝起來,還把它放進嘴裡咀嚼它 Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff哇!真美味!然後你開始去看一些索然無味的材料 And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..當你吃著他們的時候所有的行為都停滯下來了。 And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)並且您有時看到的東西並不在那裡(是這樣的嗎?) Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair像一個橙色頭發的肥胖婦女穿著遮羞布 (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire(Mr. Shady什麼是遮羞布)就是紗衣 Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)女人披上它,出去時候也穿著 And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms如果你吃太多的魔術蘑菇 Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?哎呦,我剛才說魔術蘑菇? I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)我意思是真菌,就會長得像母牛的舌頭 cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)因為它來自于母牛的糞便 See drugs are bad, it's a common fact看看大麻是壞的,是個普通的犯罪行為 But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)但是你的爸媽知道那時我擅長的 But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.但是不要跟我一樣,因為你長大成人 They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee他們將向我襲擊,我只能長了山羊鬍子做我的偽裝,將我掩藏起來。 and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault因為這是我的過錯 So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,所以不要吸毒, cause I'm bad for you 因為我對你是有害的 See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)孩子們,大麻太可怕了 and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)如果你們不相信我,可以問問他

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    專輯名 Kids
    歌手名 Robbie Williams
    發行日 2000-01-01

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