Please allow me
to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around
for a long long year
Stole many a man's soul
and faith
And I was 'round
when Jesus Christ
Had his moment
of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands
and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was
a time for a change
Killed the czar
and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
oh yeah
Ah what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please
introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps
for troubadours
Who get killed before
they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop
is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need
of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy
and some taste
Use all your well-learned
politesse
Or I'll lay your soul
to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
um yeah
Tell me baby what's my name
Tell me honey
can ya guess my name
Tell me honey what's my name
what's my name
Tell me sweetie
what's my name
