I see that look in your eyes, girl
I might cross the room, that you're leading me in
And I can't deny that I want you
So I make my way up to you
No, I see that ring on your finger
Telling me that I shouldn't linger
It's such a shame, a disaster
That it has to be this way
But if it was cool
It would be me and you
Think of all the nasty things we could do
That would be something, but only if
It was cool, but it ain't though
Tell me, would he mind
If I kissed ya
While he's at home, watching ESPN
If I took you home, would he miss you?
But it don't matter, 'cause I don't get down that way
No, if you were mine, would you do this to me?
While I'm at home, watching reruns of DragNet with a bottle of Hennessey
Would you be ashamed when you saw me
And what would you say?
But if it was cool
It would be me and you
Think of all the nasty things we could do
That would be something, but only if
It was cool, but it ain't though
Was so nice to meet you
Now I'll try to treat you the best I could
Like a true gentleman should
Now I've gots to leave you
Here or there, I just might see ya
I'll be around, same bat time, same bat channel
You know the station, whoa, whoa
But if it was cool
It could be me and you
Think of all the nasty things we could do
That would be something, but only if
It was cool
If it was cool
If it was cool
If it was cool
That would be something, but only if
It was cool, but it ain't though
We met and everything was fine
We were so young, back before I drove a Mercedes
We got, so high, so low, wasn't so long ago
We coulda fell in love, but your girl got in the mix
Made you sick, drove you crazy
Then one day came out your face with a pack of lies
When other people get into your business
They should really shut the hell up and take five
And now you're sorry, you say baby I'm sorry
I might be able to forgive you and forget, but I dunno yet
