Life Less Frightening

You better run and hide when you hear my growl 'Cause I'm a hip hop creature and I'm on the prowl While I'm talkin', I'm stalkin' and rappers are my prey I creep at night and I sleep all day I despise the sunrise, swoon the moon rise Then like a beast I increase in size But your cries ain't nothin' to me 'cause I don't pity you And my mission is to cold get rid of you Bitin' MC's, I'm fightin' MC's Bring em to their knees, plus, 'Drive on, please Spare my life', but you're a sacrifice I write the rhymes from the blood drippin' off my mic It ain't Jason, it ain't Poltergeist Even though the rhymes are fly, it ain't Vincent Price It's just the first part of the double feature So you better run, boy, 'cause I'm the hip hop creature I make Jekyll and Hyde seem like Hansel and Gretel Tom and Jerry or Albert and Costello But yo, this ain't slapstick, it's like a horror flick And I'm a gool, and I'm here to school Mediocre rappers with a style that's scary And eerie, which makes you leary You not even wanna look in my direction And grab a cross and think that's your protection But yo, this ain't Dracula, that's too regular I'm much more frightening, especially When lightening strikes and it's 12 midnight You're in for the scare of your life 'Cause it's a fright nightmare There's no way you can run 'cause I'll reach ya And furthermore I fight you and I beat ya And here's the second part of the feature You better run home, buddy 'cause I'm the hip hop creature I'm the hip hop creature, here to do my job Scare the suckers 'cause my monologue is McCobb That's why MC's see me and try to get chummy I rap so close around 'em and they end up like a mummy Dummy, you gets nothin' from me Except the creeps, so I suggest you keep A safe distance between you and I Stay back, like Brooklyn, do or die 'Cause I'm 'bout to knock you out like Tyson on a roll Hit you with a beat, I rhyme outta control A non-stop attack landin' on your brain You're lookin' kinda wobbly, do you know your name? Now the match is over, I put you in your place Forget Al Pacino, I'm the rap Scarface I got directors flockin' to have me in their feature Coming soon to your town, the hip hop creature