Cell Block Tango

Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz He had it coming he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz Pop Six Squish Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz You know how people have these little habits That get you down Like Bernie Bernie He likes to chew gum no not chew Pop So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated and I'm looking for a lil' bit of sympathy And there's Bernie layin' on the couch drinkin' a beer and chewin' No not chewin' poppin' So I said to him I said "You pop that gum one more time " and he did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his head He had it coming he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there if you'd have heard it I betcha you would have done the same I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away So we started living together He'd go to work he'd come home I'd fix him a drink and we'd have dinner And then I found out Single he told me Single my butt Not only was he married oh no he had six wives One of those Mormons you know So that night when he came home from work I fixed him his drink as usual You know some guys just can't hold their arsenic He had it coming (Pop Six Squish ) He had it coming (Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz ) He took a flower (Pop Six Squish ) in its prime (Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz ) And then he used it (Pop ) and he abused it (Six ) It was a murder (Squish ) but not a crime (Uh uh Cicero Lipschitz ) Now I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for dinner mindin' my own business And in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage "You been doin' the milkman " He says he was crazy and he kept on screamin' "You been doin' the milkman " Then he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten times The dirty bum bum bum bum bum The dirty bum bum bum bum bum They had it comin' they had it comin' They had it comin' they had it comin' They had it comin' they had it comin' all along all along 'Cause if they used us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were wrong Could you tell us that we were wrong