專輯：As Cruel As
School Children
歌曲：Sloppy Love Jingle ,
Pt. 3
(Amended Album Version)
作詞：Gym Class Heroes
作曲：Gym Class Heroes
The bombs been detonated
I'm just waitin'
for an explosion,
I was just waitin' on 2nd
and it was time for me
to close in on 3rd
With blurred vision and in,
precisely placed slurred
words we started kissin'
Man listen, it was
like a scene from a very bad
B movie with a very low budget
But fuck it, I was drunk
and I admit I loved it
Every last second,
I couldn't kill that thought
of us butt ass naked
Tele' surfin' with the fan on
chattin' about the session and
slowly gettin' into some
closet skeleton confessions
That's when, she made a
offer that I couldn't refuse
And chills went up
and down my legs
like Samoan tattoos
She said she had a pad
that wasn't too far away,
and said she'd love if I
stayed 'til the following day
So it was time to
exit stage left,
I made my rounds,
gave my pounds and hugs,
and took a deep breath
gathered my thoughts
And now we're walkin'
to the door but,
right before we stepped
outside she bought me
one more
And now I'm feelin' it,
I had my had down my
pocket but she's stealing it,
with our fingers in a locket
and as we're walkin' down
Exchange Street, with
our hearts pitter pattering
to the same beat
And then she popped
the question like
"Trav, you evah
been in love?"
I'm like "pshhh
not that I recall"
Well there was one situation,
but I didn't have the patience
or the balls to say it
and everytime I tried I
just digitally delayed it
And it sounded like
something blah blah blah blah
man my speach impetement
left my heart vacant
without a single resident
The first tenant got evicted
the second she settled in,
I seen her the other day
riding my bike
and kept peddlin'
If it wasn't for meddlin'
kids would love
even exist nope,
if it wasn't for alcohol would
I even be saying this nope
She probably took offense,
I probably started gettin'
sober 'cause she started
gettin' ugly and I think
probably told her
Then my feet got heavy,
I started drippin' sweat,
knew I was gettin' into
something I'd probably regret
Right when I lit the cigarette
I caught a case of the spins,
and started wishin'
I was still at the bar
with my friends
And then it happened,
I fell flat on my face
When I awoke I found I
was in a very strange place
I must've got my wish
granted 'cause I was
butt ass naked,
but the only downside was
that the room was very vacant
Except next to the bed there
was this note on the dresser,
while I'm tryin' to deal with
this hangover head pressure
With a smile
I grabbed the note
lit a smoke and sat back,
"Dear whoever,
lose my number
P.S. the sex was wack"
