It's a beautiful day
It's a rather nice day
A day for a glorious wedding
A rehersal my dear to be perfectly clear
A rehersal for a glorious wedding
Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know
That nothing unexpected interfers for the show
And that's why everything, every last little thing,
every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...
According to plan
Our son will be married
According to plan
our family carried
And rebated to the heights of society
To the costume balls
In the heaven halls
Rubbing elbows with the finest
Or having profits with her highness
We'll be ther we'll be seen
having tea with the queen
We'll forget everything...
That we've ever ever been
It's a terrible day
Now don't be that way
It's a terrible day for a wedding
It's a sad sad state of the family
That has led to this horridous wedding
how could our family have come to this
To marry of our daughter to the Nuberish
They're so common,
so corse
Oh it couldn't be worse
Couldn't be worse, I'm afraid I disagree
They could be landraged, bankrupt, discroupity
Without a penny to thier name, just like you and me
Oh dear
And that's why everything, every last little thing,
every single tiny microscopic little thing must go....
According to plan
Our daughter will wed
According to plan
Our family led
From the depts of deepest poverty
To the noble ground
Of our ancestors
And who would have guessed in a million years
That our daughter with a face of an aughter in disgrace
Could provide our tickets to our rightful place.
What if Victor and I don't like each other?
Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
Surely you must a little?
Of course not!
Get those corsets laced properly, I can hear you speak without gasping.
Marriege is a partnership
a little tit for tight
You'd think a lifetime watching us
Might have taught her that
Might have taught her that
Everything must be perfect
Everything must be perfect
Everything must be perfect perfect
That's why everything, every last little thing,
every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...
According to plan