Poor fool he makes me laugh
Time I tried to get a better better half
Poor fool he doesn't know
If he knew the fool he never would have gone
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty
He's here: the Phantom of the Opera
It's him I know it it's him
Your part is silent little toad
A toad madame Perhaps it is you who are the toad
Serafimo Away with this pretense
You cannot speak but kiss me in my croak
Poor fool he makes me laugh Croak Croak
Behold She is singing to bring down the chandelier
Ladies and gentlemen
The performance will continue in ten minutes time
When the role of the Countess will be sung
By Miss Christine Daae
Ladies and gentlemen In the meantime ladies and gentlemen
We shall be giving you the ballet
From Act Three of tonight's opera
Maestro the ballet NOW
Ladies and gentlemen please
Remain in your seats Do not panic
It was an accident simply an accident
