專輯：As Cruel As
School Children
歌曲：Scandalous Scholastics
(Amended Album Version)
作詞：Gym Class Heroes
作曲：Gym Class Heroes
Uh, did you hear about Travis?
No, what?
I heard he's been hooking up
with a teacher!
Nice!
And I can hear 'em talking
in the hallways
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little
lessons from you
so sexy
Now my name is on the lips
of every cheerleader
in my school
Now I'm a legend
in the locker room
Legendary Baby!
Ah
I was just a snotty
nosed degenerate
Dodgin' teachers down to
With hit pass perfection
give my late ass detention
Hardly a heartthrob
but I made due
Using those same
“circle yes or no”
Notes I used in grade school
Folded love letters with
a tab that read "pull here"
Writin' back and forth in
notebooks for a full year
I used to daydream
about Ms. Magnus
The type of fantasies you
feel guilty for having
But who hasn't?
The only difference
beside the age
Was the fact I acted on it
And who wouldn't?
A schoolboy crush met
mature woman lust
And they hit it off so well
And I could tell the day
she asked me
To stay after class
that it was all bad
But I just bit my lip
and acted all mad
The bell rang, class dismissed
She door shut and her
skirt went up
And I can hear 'em talking
That's a Fact!
in the hallways
let 'em keep talking
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little
lessons from you
so sexy
Now my name is on the lips
of every cheerleader
in my school
Now I'm a legend
in the locker room
Legendary Baby!
Ah
We gave a brand new meaning
To "after-school special"
The second that our
lips touched
She kissed my ribs
And counted each one out loud
I tried my hardest
not to giggle
But I couldn't 'cause it
tickled so much
She pulled my
pants to half-mast
I said “hurry Miss Sin
You gonna make me
late for math class”
The way she praised
my balls was vicious
Now that's what I like to
call sacrilegious
One time became twenty times
Before we knew it
We stopped caring about
where we would do it
From the classroom
to the bathroom
And when all the
students was gone
We'd even do it
in the staff room
From F's to A's in less
than 3 days
Now the underachiever's
the one with the best grades
Made the third floor shake
without breakin' a sweat
Goddamn it, felt good
to be the teacher's pet
And I can hear 'em
talking in the hallways
let 'em keep talking
I'm always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little
lessons from you
so sexy
Now my name is on the lips
of every cheerleader
in my school
Now I'm a legend
in the locker room
Legendary Baby!
Ah
Goodness gracious, accusations
Started flyin' through
the building
Cruel As School Children
This isn't how it was
supposed to be
Reminiscing don't stand
so close to me
And if it's mostly my fault
for letting this shit happen
But I couldn't resist a little
adolescent bragging
I mean,
after all I was only 15
And she was
showing me things
My virgin eyes had never seen
Never forget the little
meeting she called
But when she saw my reaction
It made her appalled
So basically what
you're sayin' is
If I don't keep
tappin' that ass
Then you ain't gonna
let me pass
Psshh, some punishment lady
And as I turned
towards the door
I looked back
She had her clothes
on the floor
Needless to say I passed
with flying colors
But my teacher was my
best friends mother
And I can hear 'em talking
damn
in the hallways
let 'em keep talking
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little
lessons from you
so sexy
Now my name is on the lips
of every cheerleader
in my school
Now I'm a legend
in the locker room
Legendary Baby!
And I can hear 'em
Ah
talking in the hallways
let 'em keep talking
I'm always late for lunch,
Learning dirty little
lessons from you
so sexy
Now my name is on the lips
of every cheerleader
in my school
Now I'm a legend
in the locker room
Legendary Baby!
And I can hear 'em
Ah
talking in the hallways
let 'em keep talking
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little
lessons from you
so sexy
Now my name is on the lips
of every cheerleader
in my school
Now I'm a legend
in the locker room
Legendary Baby!
Ahhh!
