Bell on door clanks - come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down (in the) chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I'm ashamed [x3] Barney ties me to the chair I can't see, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips I was shamed [x3] I sense others in the room Opie Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's clutch I was shamed [x3]