Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, no
Grandma take me home [x7]
Wanna be alone
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Grandma take me home [x7]
Wanna be alone
Said, why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed my toe
Grandma take me home [x7]
Wanna be alone
After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep, and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms
Grandma take me home [x16]
Never take me home [x2]
Grandma take me home
Wanna be alone