You're The Top

At words poetic Im so pathetic That I always have found it best Instead of getting it off my chest To let em rest unexpressed I hate parading my serenading As I'll probably miss a bar But if this ditty is not so pretty At least it'll tell you how great you are Youre the top - you're the coliseum. Youre the top - Mmm you're the louvre museum. Youre a melody from a symphony by strauss. Youre a bendel bonnet a shakespeare sonnet you're mickey mouse. Youre the nile - you're the tower of pisa. Youre the smile - on the mona lisa. Im a worthless check a total wreck a flop. But if baby Im the bottom you're the top. Youre the top you're mahatma ghandi. Youre the top - you are napoleon brandy. Youre the purple light of a summer night in spain. Youre the national gallery Youre garbos salary Youre cellophane. You are sublime you're a turkey dinner. Youre the time - the time of the derby winner. Im a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop. But if baby Im the bottom you're the top top. Steve there is something I got to tell ya.. What is it judy? Well umm Youre the top (I am? ) - mmm you're a waldorf salad Oh no no let me say it Youre the top (me too? ) - you're a berlin ballad you're the nimble tread of The feet of fred astaire (actually I don't dance very well) Youre an oneill drama you're whistlers mother - Mama (oh) you're camembert. Youre a rose (mmm. sweet) Youre infernos dante. Youre the nose - watch it!i mean Whatwhatwhawha what- on the great durante.that's better Im the lazy lout who is just about to storm lets not storm But if baby Im the bottom Shes the one for me And Ive got im Coz if baby Im the bottom Youre the top.