Grandma needs new dentures To eat the crust on pizza Been taken out by her daughter Because she thought she oughta The kids are eating Snickers Because they're so delicious Then there's sticky fingers And mother loses her knickers CHORUS Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer Then it's back to work, A G A-I-N Barbecue is cooking Sausages and chicken The patio is buzzing And neighbours they are looking John is down the fun pub Drinking lots of lager Girls and boys are on the game And all the high streets look the same! CHORUS Back to work, A G A-I-N CHORUS Bank holiday