I'll fill your pillow case up with snakes
The man eating kind
Oh you call yourself a woman
I doubted they would mind
Oh my
oh my
There's just one problem with my plan
You spend your nights with another man
Oh
you don't rest your head with mine no more
I gotta take my plot back to the drawing board
Oh my
oh my
Oh my my
Oh lately
I'm a heartache
I'm a desperate plan in hands
oh
I'm a blueprint in the sand
oh my
You mentioned taking a holiday
and I recalled you couldn't swim
So I booked us scuba diving off the north coast of Belgium
Oh my oh
oh my
I drew an image in my head
of you sinking just like lead
But I never found you washed up on the shore
I gotta take my plot back to the drawing board
Oh my
oh oh my
oh my my
Oh lately
I'm a heartache
I'm a desperate plan in hands
oh
I'm a blueprint in the sand
oh my
Oh
I'm the one that you seldom came to see
oh
I was hidden
oh
I've been busy working on my scheme
oh
To teach you how to hurt
You said you needed a haircut
I recommended mister Todd
Of all the men in this big bad world
He's perfect for the job
oh my oh
oh oh my
oh my my
Oh lately
I'm a heartache
I'm a desperate plan in hands
oh
I'm a blueprint in the sand
Oh lately
I'm a heartache
I'm a desperate plan in hands
oh
I'm a blueprint in the sand
Oh lately
I'm a heartache
And I haven't seen you since
so now I'm praying that you're mince
oh my
