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Well I'm the jibber jabber jaw like Shabba Franks making thanks operating like Trapper John M.D. yeah that's what folks tell me I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus WelbySo there dear uhum you suit though Yes I makes the ruckus causing ruckus like Menudo Or Judo I kicks it I throws them when I gamble And when I swings my thing I take a swing like Mickey MantleBut um I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters Beg your pardon Mr. Keebler but I love Vanilla Wafers See I got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write I got it going on 'cause my crew is 'nuff hypePlus I zitz 'em I zamz 'em I grams em like Zorro I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella Dorro Bread sticks oh yes it's the books plus three Of my cousins Crazy Drazy Abe Blitz and Tea'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the micDiggity yes back up I just come like Shaka Zulu I pop like Orville Redenbacher When I'm proper I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell SimmonsI'm funky spunky I clock bread like Wonder I'll jump up and flex make you think I'm Jane Fonda I shiggity slam Rito I'm laid back like Tito I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama MontigoAmigo se Vente yes I can samba I'm known like Geraldo Shishi Karamba The jibbity jibba jammage always wit the hippity houser I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie HowserSo cool out Purno I burn you no jive I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five Diggity damn right half pint I taste great like Bud Lite I'm well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the micCheck it 1 for the money 2 for the show Thunder Thunder Thundercats ho Yep I got my moms I got my girl I got my friends 'In the states I'm making dollars in Japan I'm making YenzWit the new style meanwhile my real name is William I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million Or zillion I kills 'em I watches All My Children I'm hard as women watch it silly stunt just ask the pilgrimsI was strong from the get go I'm not Lou Ferringo I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo Like Cheeko I'm the man yes indeed I got the smart so When I take a stand just take a seat like Rosa ArtsSome tomato tomato bolongna bolongna I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya A loner I can't swim I'm laughing in my hoodie And I get down and boogie oogie oogie'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the micI'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler that a Calvin My mom's name is June my pops name is Alvin I'm not your Kurt Gowdie but I'm outtie sianara So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back KotterI flippity blast the ill shit I flips them when I get them I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum No comp I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash I'm deep no steep I'll make you wanna join backwashI diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna I gave a crew cut to Sinead O'Conner Your honor I'm bad to the bone word is born 'Cause me and Mrs. Jones we got a thing going onYes I am my gibitibibity bedroom will not end To the diggity cows come home take the Gitney again 'Cause it's crazy so give it a rest toots don't you know me I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic 'Cause we're jussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the micJussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the mic Jussumen that's on the mic