Before He Cheats

Right now He's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blonde tramp And she's probably getting frisky... Right now, He's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick Showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires... And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats I might saved a little trouble for the next girl Cause the next time that he cheats... Nooo, you know it won't be on me! Ohh... not on me... Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights Slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats... Ohh... before he cheats...