Billie I wonder
why are we insane
Will we ever get better
Will we stay the same
Billie I'm worried
Millie don't worry
No one knows our pain
Being in love is crazy
not alone that way
I know you're worried today
God made love crazy
so we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinking of us
he was thinking of us
God made love crazy
so we wouldn't feel so alone
Billie my mind seems to wander
To events of a night long ago
Driving alone
with our guilt well concealed
In the trunk of your '68 Olds
Millie our world's an asylum
And our minds like you say
ain't that straight
But you know
and I know our passion's
Not deformed it's true I'd say
We'll love our lifetime
God made love crazy
so we wouldn't feel alone
He was thinking of us
he was thinking of us
God made love crazy
so we wouldn't feel so alone
Billie I dream of our children
They're frightening
and gruesome and sad
And I don't want
them growing inside me
They're no price
for the love that we have
Oh Millie oh Billie
criminally insane
Oh Millie oh Billie
Oh Billie it's fresh
in my memory
The night
that it had to be done
You with your pick axe
and scissors
And you
with your shovel and gun
And I liked
your late husband Donald
But such torture
his memory brings
All sliced up
and sealed tight in baggies
Guess love makes
you do funny things
Oh Billie oh Millie
criminally insane
Oh Millie oh Billie
