Never get to bed before sunup
Alway get caught in the rain;
Sometimes I might get in trouble
Never was one to complain
Now gentleman you must agree
Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud thirty-three
To be stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again
Never found a dime in a gutter
Always get my best friends drunk
If the pres'dent tries to call me
Say " Rodney come on over for lunch";
I'd say " Gentlemen exuse me please
But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three "
Yeah stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again
Sunday is a drag so forget it
Monday you can make up for that;
Tuesday take a taste for dinner
If you're all right spend it in bed
But on Thursday prepare for your weekend
And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin'
When you're stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again
Stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again
I don't mind stone cold sober again
Down in the alley again
Stone cold sober again