It’s the guy from the one band Cigarette in my left hand Whole world in my right hand Twenty-five and it’s all planned Night out and it’s ten grand Headlines that I can’t stand But you only get half of the story The cash, and the cars and the glory No sleep and we party ‘til morning ‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring I’m just like you Even though my problems look nothing like yours do Yeah, I get sad too And when I’m down I need somebody to talk to Yeah, I feel the same as you would do Same stress, same shit to go through I’m just like you If you only knew If I had it my way, pub lunch every Sunday Cheap beer and it’s okay I wanna lay where she lays I wanna stay in these days Gonna smoke and it’s okay But you only get half of the story The cash, and the cars and the glory Just like everyone else here before me ‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring I’m just like you Even though my problems look nothing like yours do Yeah, I get sad too And when I’m down I need somebody to talk to Yeah, I feel the same as you do Same stress, same shit to go through I’m just like you If you only knew (I'm just like you When I need somebody to talk to I'm just like you When I need somebody to talk to) Every heart breaks the same Every tear leaves a stain Can’t I just be the same? Every heart breaks the same Every tear leaves a stain Let me be the same I’m just like you Even though my problems look nothing like yours do Yeah I get sad too And when I’m down I need somebody to talk to Yeah, I feel the same as you do Same stress, same shit to go through I’m just like you If you only knew (I'm just like you When I need somebody to talk to I'm just like you When I need somebody to talk to) (I'm just like you When I need somebody to talk to I'm just like you) If you only knew