I've Got a Dream (From "Tangled")

I'm malicious, mean and scary My sneer could curdle dairy And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook I've always yearned to be a concert pianist Can't you see me on the stage performing Mozart Tickling the ivories till they gleam Yep, I'd rather be called deadly for my killer show-tune medley 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream He's got a dream He's got a dream See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem Though I do like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers Like everybody else, I've got a dream I've got scars and lumps and bruises Plus something here that oozes And let's not even mention my complexion But despite my extra toes And my goiter And my nose I really want to make a love connection Can't you see me with a special little lady Rowing in a rowboat down a stream Though I'm one disgusting blighter I'm a lover, not a fighter 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream I've got a dream He's got a dream I've got a dream He's got a dream And I know one day romance will reign supreme Though my face leaves people screaming There's a child behind it dreaming Like everybody else, I've got a dream Toll would like to quit and be a florist Gunter does interior design Urf is into mime Attila's cupcakes are sublime Bruiser knits Killer sews Ven does little puppet shows And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns I have dreams like you, no really Just much less touchy-feely They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny On an island that I own Tan and rested and alone Surrounded by enormous piles of money I've got a dream She's got a dream I've got a dream She's got a dream I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream She's got a dream She's got a dream They got a dream We've got a dream So our differences ain't really that extreme We're one big team Call us brutal Sick Sadistic And grotesquely optimistic 'Cause way down deep inside we've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream Yeah!